Whole Yak Throwdown

JAllen · Posted: Wed Mar 07 12 3:54 pm Post subject: Whole Yak Throwdown

I'm trying to get a yak throwdown going on.

I suggest we do whole yaks. It's okay to take off the heads and hooves and hair, but that's it.

Also I'm not gonna throwdown unless there are at least 32 participants as I wanna test my yak bbq against all the best.

There should be "before" and "after" pics of your yak. Here's mine; Yakov Smirnov:

Entrant list:

1. JAllen
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GF · Posted: Wed Mar 07 12 6:59 pm Post subject:

JAllen, sounds like a great idea.
If I can find a suitable yak, I'm in. Very Happy

Hmm.....The Bronx zoo is only 30 mins away... I'll let you know for sure.

tacklebox · Posted: Wed Mar 07 12 7:50 pm Post subject:

Before picture of my Yak

After picture

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JAllen · Posted: Wed Mar 07 12 9:26 pm Post subject:

Tacklebox,

YIKES!!!

...or should I say "Yaks!"
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JAllen · Posted: Wed Mar 07 12 9:28 pm Post subject:

Entrant list:

1. JAllen
2. tacklebox (maybe)

Chickenkoopers: (I'm just guessing, 'cause the yaks won't fit in their EBO's.

1. SoEzzy
2. k.a.m.
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GF · Posted: Wed Mar 07 12 10:52 pm Post subject:

JAllen, The zoo was a no-go. Sad

Apparently even yaks don't like New York city. Shocked

I guess it would be tough to sneak a yak through the turnstile though.
I found a place in Steamboat springs, but a new yak starts at a grand + shipping. Shocked

I'm gonna look for a used one, I'll get back to you.

Q-in · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 7:01 am Post subject:

I found mine,before of Fred.

1buckie · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 7:09 am Post subject:

JAllen ~~~~>
"Here's mine; Yakov Smirnov"
You're not going to cook Yakov, are you ?? Shocked

I'm pretty sure I got one in the freezer, it'll be already skinned & dressed tho.
If that's OK, I'm in!!!

What other ACTUAL rules do you have for this extravaganza ?
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SoEzzy · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 7:56 am Post subject:

I have to object.

I'm going to take part.

Here is the before picture.

Here's the after picture.

I don't have a game face or plated picture!
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k.a.m. · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 9:41 am Post subject:

JAllen, I am in you aint getting off that easy. Twisted Evil

Here is my Yak I chose him from my north west forty.
what a fine specimen. Twisted Evil

I had to process him myself.

Cooking was a no brainer for an appetizer we chose Yak burgers, nothing like fresh ground Yak.

For dinner I went all out just look at this plate up.
Very Happy

Here is a money shot to seal the deal.

Go ahead and crown me Yak king I accept the Honor. Very Happy

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GF · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 9:53 am Post subject:

k.a.m., are you sure that ain't a longhorn with a wig? Shocked

I'm still looking for a low-milage used one, I'm not outta this yet. Wink

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Looks like my zoo has one. Don't have a vehicle large enough to transport him. Wondering if riding him home might work. Have you ever ridden one?

JAllen · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 6:34 pm Post subject:

JAllen · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 6:37 pm Post subject:

JAllen · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 6:55 pm Post subject:

updated

Entrant list:

1. JAllen
2. tacklebox (maybe)
3. Qin
4. k.a.m.
5. SoEzzy
6. thsmoker

Chickenkoopers: (I'm just guessing, 'cause the yaks won't fit in their EBO's.)

Let's all show respect for the chicken koopers, but not as much as we show for the real men (and potentially women) participating.

That actually means that we can show them low respect within forum guidelines.

1. Mr. Tony
2. Gary
3. Geronimo
4. Alien bbq
5. Tony G.
6. Harry Butzack

You chickien koopers have a chance to get out of the koop.

rules (one of which k.a.m. has already broken before the throwdown even began) coming in next post.
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k.a.m. · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 7:20 pm Post subject:

Maniac · BBQ Super Pro Joined: 02 Oct 2010 Posts: 2432 Location: Pa

Was driving down I 81...low and behold Shocked

there was a yak, hoof up hitchhiking.....locked them brakes up and got her in the bed Wink

Got her back at the ranch and had her help light the propane log starter Rolling Eyes

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GF · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 8:28 pm Post subject:

JAllen, I say let k.a.m.'s entry stay.(although I still think it's a longhorn with a wig).

Q-in, Did you find that yak wandering down sesame street?

Maniac, Please read BBQMAN's sticky on gas assist safety.
That explosion was so bad it looks like it turned you yak into a llama. Shocked

Careful picking up hitch hikers. Wink

zski · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 8:53 pm Post subject:

Maniac, I don't think that should qualify. JAllen said it had to be a pure bred Yak and clearly that is not. That looks exactly like a Yakadoodle or also known as Yakpoo. A cross between a Yak and a poodle.

Sorry if I am overstepping my bounds, but I would disqualify MAniac.
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JAllen · Posted: Thu Mar 08 12 10:07 pm Post subject: