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jar
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22 15 4:45 am    Post subject: Funniest Insult Ever Reply with quote

I live across from a nursing home in a small town. I usually have some thing on the pit on weekends & share some with some of the gentlemen across the street on occasion. Sunday I was smoking some ribs & the wind was drifting that way . One of the guys told me an old woman was complaining about the smell , said she couldn't even enjoy her cigarette !!!! Now that is bad if your que stinks worse than a cigarette.
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1buckie
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22 15 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't think it stinks worse.....just way more powerful !!!!

from her perspective, I suppose it might be an intrusion, but geez....BBQ hardly ever smells bad............ Surprised Surprised
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24 15 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy speechless... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25 15 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like jar is cookin with Elm!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26 15 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old people........ Gotta love-em! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27 15 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let me see, cigarette smoke or BBQ smoke.....tough decision but i'll take the Que. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28 15 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got one similar to that from a neighbor once. I was told "I cant even come out and smoke my cigs because the smell of the bbq makes me eat and get fat"...... uhhhhhhh what???
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28 15 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

to funny!

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