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Mrs. K.A.M.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07 09 9:09 pm    Post subject: Mad Wife Disease Reply with quote

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife
walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

'What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket
with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.

Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou
was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.

'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said.
'I should have known there was a good explanation '

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV
when she walked up and hit him in the head again,
this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, 'What the h*ll was that for?'

She replied...

'Your horse called.'
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07 09 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08 09 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROTFL Mrs. K.A.M.!!!

"hell hath no fury. . . . . "
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Tom C
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08 09 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love it! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08 09 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was great !!!
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