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gbque
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm built like a brick chit house and hung like a horse. AND, I can hold my smoker at 230 for 12+ hours.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gbque wrote:
I'm built like a brick chit house and hung like a horse. AND, I can hold my smoker at 230 for 12+ hours.


Your in, are you ready to sin again?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

christian is only my name... i'm ready and willing!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why would I need to lie, I always hit my temps, I always love my wife's outfit, and my food always come's out perfect....

Okay, I guess I lie now and again...
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cityevader
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I confess, I'm a liar.....

but if i AM a liar, then it wouldn't be a true statement when I said I was a liar, so then it means I'm truly honest.
So if I'm truly honest and I say I'm a liar, then I really am a liar, which would mean I'm not actually truly honest, in which case I'd be lying if I said I was a liar, which would actually mean I was being honest, right?

Does that get me on the list as a legitamite liar?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm NOT a liar....I'm just full of Chit


& I hold it at 250` Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cityevader wrote:
I confess, I'm a liar.....

but if i AM a liar, then it wouldn't be a true statement when I said I was a liar, so then it means I'm truly honest.
So if I'm truly honest and I say I'm a liar, then I really am a liar, which would mean I'm not actually truly honest, in which case I'd be lying if I said I was a liar, which would actually mean I was being honest, right?

Does that get me on the list as a legitamite liar?


Only thing worse than a liar is a confused liar...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gentlemen....
I`m no liar!!!

I just have a hard time remembering what really happened. Rolling Eyes
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tacklebox
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, if'n I gotta Rolling Eyes Since I joined the 'Ring, I have done nothing but deceive the newbs, sway the judges, and never show no pics...so, I guess I am a LIAR...can I be in the club...and my cooker is constantly at 240°F, even if I aint got a damm thing on it Razz dammit, I actually did just lie, but then again, I am a LIAR Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did not chop down that cherry tree for smoking wood. I do not lie. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know that old saw that Georgie Washington cannot tell a lie...well, I am more virtuous that George...I CAN tell a lie, just choose not to. And I ALWAYS smoke at 241.75 degrees regardless of the weather, wind or phase of the moon.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Super Duper Black Therma Pen with out a doubt is the fastest.
Our cookers always run at a constant 225°
I never foil Butts, ribs, or briskets.
I have never used Kingsford.
I have never used lighter fluid.
I have never dried out a brisket and turned it from a 15lb beautiful piece of meat to an 8lb. dried out football.
Hell Fire Grill, how do I join this club it sounds like fun. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Count me in too, Hell Fire!

Redskins gonna win the SUPERBOWL!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeepdad wrote:
Count me in too, Hell Fire!

Redskins gonna win the SUPERBOWL!!!!!

--jeepdad

Yep Dan your a Liar. Laughing
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Hell Fire Grill
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joel hey Joel are you out there? We all know your a LIAR too. Come and get your name on the list.


What do you guys think ? Should I go ahead and sign him up now or wait for him to LIE again?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once told A guy I was a habitual liar and he shouldnt believe a word I say ....he walked away confused.....
besides, my smoker NEVER spikes to 300 after adding sticks......
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know I am on the list but this should clinch the #1 spot, although lucky #7 ain't bad.

I use and recomend a remote probe thermo cause the probes never fail. Shocked Shocked Shocked Twisted Evil
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gbque
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeepdad wrote:
Count me in too, Hell Fire!

Redskins gonna win the SUPERBOWL!!!!!

--jeepdad



I'll lie right now... I'm nervous what the Skins are going to do against the Pack today.

Good luck to you and your boys, Mathews is going to be whippin some RS tail today!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

75% of what I say is 25% truthful. Does this make me eligible for the Liar's Club?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10 10 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep we're all lying liars.... just admit it, don't feel bad. You're in good, dishonest company Laughing
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