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PostPosted: Nov 02 2010    Post subject: Get out and vote.. Reply with quote

A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't even know s--t?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

Not meant to offend any of You. Laughing
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PostPosted: Nov 03 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Nov 03 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, for a second there I thought this was going in a whole nother direction...... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Nov 03 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

patruns wrote:
Wow, for a second there I thought this was going in a whole nother direction...... Rolling Eyes

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I thought he'd just gotten this one http://www.facebook.com/KansasCityBarbequeSociety on facebook.

I still say, "get out and vote your conscience" and that's as political as I like it to get on here! Cool
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PostPosted: Nov 03 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Nov 03 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

You notice there SoEzzy I didnt wade to far into the Theater. Laughing
I know better.. Shocked
Im as sharp as a 2 headed tack..Thats what My Dady always told Me. Embarassed
What did He meen by that? Wink
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PostPosted: Nov 03 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

YAAHOO!!!

This reminded me of a joke:

There was this drunk staggering along not knowing where he was going, but he was going somewhere.

There was this Preacher baptizing people in the river, whereupon the drunk fell in line.

He got to the Preacher wherein the Preacher asked “Are you ready to find Jesus?!”

Drunk: “Yes!!”

To wit he was baptized and pulled up and the Preacher asked “Did you find Jesus?!!”

Drunk: “No”

Preacher: “Are you now ready to find Jesus!!!!”

Drunk: “Yes, yes!!!”

This time the Preacher holds the drunk under until he is almost out of air, pulls up the drunk, but before the Preacher can ask him if he found Jesus the drunk says:…….

Drunk: “Wait, wait wait!! Are you sure this is where Jesus fell in?”
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Religion and Politics all in the same post Shocked
That's scary Laughing

My Daddy told me that if I don't Vote I can't complain
about the BS that goes on in government.
So I got out and voted.
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mrs. K.A.M. wrote:
Religion and Politics all in the same post Shocked
That's scary Laughing

My Daddy told me that if I don't Vote I can't complain
about the BS that goes on in government.
So I got out and voted.


So when do we need to look for the complaints? Wink Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Good One whitey Wink

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PostPosted: Nov 04 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one whitey - so true and very funny!

Mrs. K.A.M. wrote:

My Daddy told me that if I don't Vote I can't complain about the BS that goes on in government.

So I got out and voted.

Amen and DITTO! Wink
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoEzzy.
Me and the lady folk are just sayin.
Nothin.. Rolling Eyes
You even posted to it.. Shocked Suprised me.. Embarassed
Sorry I aint callin u out or anything.. Laughing
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PostPosted: Nov 04 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

So why are you sorry you're not calling me out then whitey? Wink Crying or Very sad Rolling Eyes
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