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Mrs. K.A.M.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 20 10 10:07 am    Post subject: Visiting grandma Reply with quote

Gary is out with his friends and stops by his grandmother's house for a visit.
There's a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table,
So, John and his friends start snacking on them.
When they're ready to leave, his friends say, "Nice to meet you, ma'am, and thank you for the peanuts."
Grandma says, "You’re welcome. Ever since I lost my dentures, all I
can do is suck the chocolate off of them."

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 20 10 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 20 10 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya know whats scary?? I can actually see that happening... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 20 10 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not gonna eat any peanuts in my house anymore............ Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 21 10 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

patruns wrote:
I'm not gonna eat any peanuts in my house anymore............ Crying or Very sad


Certainly not at GRANDMA'S house... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23 10 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hee hee hee!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23 10 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny... My mom does that...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24 10 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea....my wife has a story about her sister at her grandmother's house that is along those lines.

I had a friend do something similar too, except they were cherry pits (that he thought were peanuts)....that he had left out.
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