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THE ORIGIN OF CHAPSTICK

 
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Mrs. K.A.M.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19 11 9:13 pm    Post subject: THE ORIGIN OF CHAPSTICK Reply with quote

Another Oldie But Still Funny

THE ORIGIN OF CHAPSTICK

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,
dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in
front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted
and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of
the sheriff.

"Howdy, Stranger."

"Howdy, Sheriff."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse,
lifted his tail and placed a big kiss on the horse's butt hole.
He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk,
and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on there, Mister," said the Sheriff, "Did I just
see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful
chapped lips."

"And does that cure them?" the Sheriff asked.

"Nope...but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19 11 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
Confused Rolling Eyes Shocked
Yuk... Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19 11 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHA I think I just puked a little in my mouth HAHAHAHA ROFLOL
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19 11 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon-wx5nco wrote:
I think I just puked a little in my mouth


X2 Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20 11 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haaaaa haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20 11 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and EVERY time I laugh!


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20 11 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that was hilarious... HH-II-LL-AA-RR-II-OO-UU-SS!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20 11 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pretty funny
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20 11 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You would be amazed at what i do when i get off my motorcycle after an 800 mile day... Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21 11 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oregon smoker wrote:
You would be amazed at what i do when i get off my motorcycle after an 800 mile day... Shocked


Lets hope it's short of wrapping your lips around the tailpipe...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21 11 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MORE beer spit all over my computer Laughing

Thanks Mrs k.a.m!
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