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T00lman
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23 11 5:18 am    Post subject: warning labels Reply with quote

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-
lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
getting your ass kicked..
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan
tpye reel Gode.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23 11 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Hey wait a minute...................... uh oh Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23 11 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ive been there.A few of them kindof fit me or something I have tried and pull off.
Thats all Im going to say. Shocked Rolling Eyes
Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24 11 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, I now have my e-mail program connected to a breathalyzer...... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24 11 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hanging head.. texting and drinking, whispering and drinking , sigh panties and bras. Hey whos been following me?? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07 11 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This makes the second post that I like so much I have to print it out and hang it on the wall...... Well done!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07 11 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

patruns wrote:
Yep, I now have my e-mail program connected to a breathalyzer...... Rolling Eyes


Sometimes I think THE SMOKE RING needs one attached before people can post.. Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07 11 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Geronimo wrote:
patruns wrote:
Yep, I now have my e-mail program connected to a breathalyzer...... Rolling Eyes


Sometimes I think THE SMOKE RING needs one attached before people can post.. Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing



if that happen then what would we have to lol at
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08 11 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Geronimo wrote:
patruns wrote:
Yep, I now have my e-mail program connected to a breathalyzer...... Rolling Eyes


Sometimes I think THE SMOKE RING needs one attached before people can post.. Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing


I represent that! Laughing Laughing
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