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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26 11 1:07 pm    Post subject: Home Remedies That Actually Work! Reply with quote

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26 11 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PssssssT CAPS LOCK SUCKS!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26 11 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, ok, I will try them especially item 2. I sure hope they work. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26 11 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't try #4. Those sticky traps are darn hard to get out of your hair.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26 11 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

+1 lol awesome post TB
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27 11 12:50 am    Post subject: Re: Home Remedies That Actually Work! Reply with quote

TrailerBuilder wrote:


2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.




I can surely attest that this one does NOT work.

After my work golf outing a few years back my wife caught this lovely sight. Apparently she walked into the kitchen when I was rummaging through the fridge. She yelled at me and I closed the door and she left. When she walked back in I was relieving myself in the kitchen sink standing on my tip toes with both hands at my side. Needless to say I was in trouble. Thank god it wasn't the fridge. Embarassed Shocked Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27 11 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice post TB, I haven't laughed that hard in a while......
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