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bud-wie-ser
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27 11 6:31 am    Post subject: BBQ... A mans job Reply with quote

My wife saved this one for me. I didnt think anyone had posted it here yet.

BBQ is a man's job

BBQ Season Etiquette
It is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

8 ) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27 11 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It has made a round before, but is still good. Although I do all the cooking at my house when I am home. The wife only cooks for the kiddo, and diet food for herself.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27 11 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BUD, now that she has learned the secret to BBQ she must be taken care of i'll start diggin the hold (they will never think to look in New Mexico)
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27 11 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

killswitch505 wrote:
BUD, now that she has learned the secret to BBQ she must be taken care of i'll start diggin the hold (they will never think to look in New Mexico)


how bigs that hole ???
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27 11 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you could teach her how to cook the meat, you wouldn't even have to get out of your chair (except to piss) Laughing Laughing Laughing
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