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CrazyChef
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12 14 3:34 am    Post subject: HELP!!! Reply with quote

My sister wants to make ABT's - IN THE OVEN!!! She said she wants to make "bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos"...

How do I stop/convince her from bastardizing such an icon of BBQ perfection???
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12 14 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh No!! Shocked

Well, It's better than NOT attempting to make them at all...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12 14 5:12 am    Post subject: Re: HELP!!! Reply with quote

CrazyChef wrote:
My sister wants to make ABT's - IN THE OVEN!!! She said she wants to make "bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos"...

How do I stop/convince her from bastardizing such an icon of BBQ perfection???


Tell her without the "skin" generated by the smoke her cream cheese will just ooze out all over.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12 14 6:11 am    Post subject: Re: HELP!!! Reply with quote

CrazyChef wrote:
My sister wants to make ABT's - IN THE OVEN!!! She said she wants to make "bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos"...

How do I stop/convince her from bastardizing such an icon of BBQ perfection???


To Stop Her...

Electric Oven...Trip the circuit breaker manually until she comes to her senses! Shocked

Natural Gas Fired Oven...Locate and shut the gas co-- (valve)
that feeds the oven until she comes to her senses! Shocked

LP (Propane) Fired Oven ... Go outside the house and shut the main feed from the propane bottle going into the house...sure, it may get cold for a while inside but by then she will have probably come to her senses! Shocked

To convince her not to do that Blasphemous Act...

Make off with the Jalapenos to your place while she's busy trying to find out what's wrong with her oven and do them up the Right Way in the first place! After she gets a taste of how REAL A.B.T.s are REALLY prepared , She will Surely have come to her senses by then. Wink

If by then she has NOT come to her senses, You may consider institutional rehabilitation. Shocked Razz Laughing Wink

Anyhow, That's what I would do...Hey, Ya'll asked Eh? Laughing

Best Regards,

Tony Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12 14 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If ya don't have a smoker for ABT's, DON'T use the oven! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!! The HORROR! Everyone knows the next best thing to do is douse them in liquid smoke and cook 'em in a crock-pot Wink Laughing . Jeez...Women can be so dumb sometimes Laughing . She could also use an EBO. PM k.a.m, maybe she can borrow one of his Laughing .
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12 14 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BUGSnBBQ wrote:
If ya don't have a smoker for ABT's, DON'T use the oven! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!! The HORROR! Everyone knows the next best thing to do is douse them in liquid smoke and cook 'em in a crock-pot Wink Laughing . Jeez...Women can be so dumb sometimes Laughing . She could also use an EBO. PM k.a.m, maybe she can borrow one of his Laughing .


Bugs...Ya'll know we love 'Ya Brother. Wink

But ..it's often said, "Keep Your Words Sweet for You Will Never Know When You May Have to Eat Them." Shocked Wink

Jus' Razzin' With Ya'll, Brother...You Know Where I'm Always
Comin' From, Eh? Cool Cool Wink

Best Regards,

Tony Wink Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12 14 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just toss a couple splits of hickory under the broiler, problem solved! Shocked Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12 14 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BUGSnBBQ wrote:
She could also use an EBO. PM k.a.m, maybe she can borrow one of his Laughing .

With multiple colors to choose from Wink
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